
“Some people think I am gay, which I think is awesome.” - Daniel Radcliffe
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
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favorite music videos — Hey Baby, No Doubt (2001)
i’m just sippin on chamomile
watching boys and girls and their sex appeal
with a stranger in the face who says he knows my mom
and went to my high school
This song live was so fucking awesome, I danced my ass off like I’d never have
Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
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I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.
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