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About: Your random and inappropriate girl next door with a penchant for stiletto heels and spaghetti westerns. Carolina born, California raised.

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echelon • harry potter • venice beach • the beatles • simon pegg • queen • haute couture • the big bang theory • gwen stefani • ireland • high heels • alice in wonderland • zooey deschanel • audrey hepburn • geeks • san francisco • photography • nutella • tea • monty python • fight club • in and out •



womensweardaily:

Jay Godfrey Resort 2015

womensweardaily:

Jay Godfrey Resort 2015

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

(Source: i-am-jacks-lost-soul, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

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deprincessed:

Frozen Fashion: Julia Nobis wears a black and stardust silver outfit adorned with icy crystals and tiny sparking snowflake-like beads topped off with fluttering feathers all glazed in a layer of glitter from the Alexander McQueen Fall/Winter 2014 collection in a shot by Luigi & Iango for Vogue Japan September 2014. via.

deprincessed:

Frozen Fashion: Julia Nobis wears a black and stardust silver outfit adorned with icy crystals and tiny sparking snowflake-like beads topped off with fluttering feathers all glazed in a layer of glitter from the Alexander McQueen Fall/Winter 2014 collection in a shot by Luigi & Iango for Vogue Japan September 2014. via.

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champagne-paradise:

xo

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“Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner” —favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

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vandigo:

gokuma:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

"DOESN’T COUNT"

"…OVERWEIGHT"

*explodes with hysterical laughter*

… . shes overweight? How in the hell is she overweight?

(Source: whorshipment, via blue-ego-box)

buttwyatt:

"Treat yourself!"
*spends 100 dollars at target*

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not-thefunniestblog:

screaming

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schoolstreetstyles:

So guys, for now I’m on my easter holidays so I can’t post any ”schoolstreetstyles” BUT what I always wanted to make a blogpost about, is this wonderful book. It’s my personal fashion bible because it helps me so much when I plan to shop in the city, and Always when I think I need something new I take look at it and search through my wardrobe if there are things that I still need. As you maybe know I’m a teenager so there are still many garments, accesoires, shoes and other things that I don’t have, but who are so important to make me able to combine my clothes anytime.

You can see the book is in german but don’t worry it’s also available in other countries

Nina Garcia the author of the book is a colombian fashion journalist and critic who has held the post of Fashion Director at Elle and Marie Claire magazines, and has been a judge on the Show, Project Runway, since its premiere season and she already published three other books about fashion.

The original name of the book is:The One Hundred: A Guide to the Pieces Every Stylish Woman Must Own
and is published through the publishing house MOSAIK (18,99 €).

It was first published in August 2011 and has 319 pages filled with fashion tips and beautiful quotes from different fashion-icons.(for example from: Roberto Cavalli, Yves Saint Laurent, Coco chanel and Carrie Bradshaw)

Believe me guys this book is really a good investment and it’s one of my fashion secrets that not many people around me know. It’s something that will be by your side your whole life and once you’ve bought the basics you need you won’t have the problem with that ”I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR” - thing anymore.

Some Garments I already have, thanks to this book:

Concert T-shirt,

Animalprints,

Ballerinas,

Opaque black tights,

Clutch,

Converse,

Cocktail Ring,

One-piece swimsuit,

Espadrilles (in classical black),

Hobo Bag, etc…

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