once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
Having an extremely rare moment where I’m actually considering having children.
Yeah, I don’t get it either. I think it’s because I’ve been watching The Office a lot and Jim & Pam are so damn cute and I want to be that damn cute with someone…sometimes.
I DON’T KNOW, MAN. THE UNIVERSE HAS GONE TOPSY TURVY
Well Jim and Pam are pretty damn cute, so that’s understandable :)
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
MOTHER OF GOD
How to summon Roger Waters:
1. Download Dark Side of the Moon
2. Put it on shuffle
3. He will soon appear and beg you to stop
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
Well that escalated quickly
When someone fucks with you on a bad day.
oh my god oh my god
he’s so casual about it too
oh my godddd
This is my life in a gif.
not dealing with your shit, so here, fuck you
Radcliffe Camera, Bodleian Libraries, Oxford.
Psst… I wasn’t allowed to take these photos - took ‘em surreptitiously with my phone (hence bad quality) the first time I studied there. Just saying. Too enamored with the place not to.
This place is super amazing, it was about 4m deep and the clearest water ever. but apparently it’s a “locals only” kinda thing, so I won’t tell you where it is.